Hoće li biti Smak Svijeta, pravo je pitanje i dilema koja nam je svima, htjeli ne htjeli, računali ili ne dane po kalendaru Maja; prošla kroz glavu ovih dana. Jasno, svi znamo da ima pacijenata (neka mi oproste na slobodnoj konstataciji) kojima je pitanje Smaka Svijeta temeljno pitanje općih razmišljanja. Da da, ima ih koji razmišljaju skoro pa samo o tome, ja znam barem jednoga, i ovom prilikom ga pozdravljam 🙂 ako čita.

No, nema vremena za preveliku doskusiju, nema vremena da se završi utakmica, kako bi rekao jedan legendarni TV komentator 🙂 jer… termin Smaka Svijeta po kalendaru Maja primakao se je sasvim blizu; Smak Svijeta biti će 21.12.2012 godine, da da, Vaš kalendar (Majanski) je ispravan; gotovi smo. 🙂

Smak Svijeta 21.12

Ako ovo čitate za koji dan, dileme o Smaku Svijeta nema. Ako niste uspjeli pronaći nešto na Googleu, možda je Smaka Svijeta ipak bilo? 🙂
Najprvo da razjasnim zašto “Smak Svijeta” pišem velikim početnim slovima? Eto, jednostavno stoga da mu dam, odnosno da mu priznam na važnosti.
Iskreno, sumnjam da vrijeme računate po Majanskom kalendaru, ali bilo tako ili drugačije, osobno se vrlo slažem s onim što je netko napisao baš ovdje na Bačvice portalu a to je – da su Maje bili naročito pametni, ne bi izumrli. 🙂 To je samo na prvi pogled sumanuta i pretenciozna izjava, ali nju je potvrdio, i hvala mu na tome, veliki mag i stručnjak u mnogim oblastima Drago Plečko. Složio se je Drago sa tvrdnjom o negiranju “prevelike mudrosti Maja“, ali ovdje neću ulaziti u diskusiju te vrste, nego samo pozdraviti Dragu Plečka. 🙂

Mnogi ga, ipak, uporno prizivaju (Smak Svijeta, o njemu je riječ) i kao da će biti razočarani za koji dan? 🙂 Takvi će najavu Smaka primijetiti u sitnim detaljima (jedino je u sličnima i moguće) kao naprimjer da čak i ovaj članak na portalu Bačvice piše Kapetan Bačvica, a ne Oscar Josip Canaby koji je potpisivao zadnje članke? Jer, naravno, izvanredno je stanje, to treba napisati glavni koordinator, to je dužnost Kapetana, slično kao da se je, primjerice, nasukao brod pa se Kapetan obrača putnicima. 🙁 Ovo je, kao, još gore, ne da smo se nasukali nego tonemo, jer – Smak Svijeta je.

Naravno, nije tako. Smaka Svijeta neće biti. Riječ je o kraju jedne vremenske epohe u majanskom kalendaru, čak ni oni ne bi tvrdili ništa slično da su tu danas.
A kada je već Kapetan tu, on ima jednu dobru stvar za Vas:

It’s The End Of The World i jedni od osobnih favorita REM. Ova je stvar bila dobra prije dosta gpdina i nitko ju nije shvaćao pogrešno, tako će biti i nakon isto toliko godina. 🙂

U cijeloj zbrci oko Smaka Svijeta nisam primijetio nikoga autoritativnijeg koji zagovara Smak Svijeta.
Evo, vidim taman da se je i Hrvatska Televizija uključila u obilježavanje Smaka Svijeta, naime, 21.12.2012 počinje emitiranje 4.-og programa HRT-a. Pa, tko preživi, pričat’ će. 🙂

Za kraj jedna vesela pjesma, sigurno se i momci iz TBF-a slažu sa nama:

TBF: Smak Svita. 🙂

Štovani posjetitelji portala. Ne bojte se, smaka svijeta nema. 🙂
A ako ga i bude… bitno je samo da ima struje. Ako bude struje, očekujemo Vas i tada – ovdje. Na Vašem omiljenom portalu Bačvice. 🙂

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7 Comments

Volim volim žene
December 20, 2012 at 14:22

Ja se ne bojim smaka svijeta
Bojim se samo boga i matere tako kaže Milan Bandić 🙂
Kita
December 20, 2012 at 16:29

lako je bit pametan još danas
ja se bojim jedne stvari: da nam Kerum ne postane doživotni gradonačelnik svima nama
Taxi Vozač
December 20, 2012 at 16:49

Bude li smak svijeta – sutra svi imate besplatnu vožnju u mome taxiju.
Kapetan Bačvica
December 20, 2012 at 17:01

Briljantno. 🙂
Poseban pozdrav duhovitosti naših čitatelja.
Da sve bude u slično tonu, i ja dajem svim našim posjetiteljima apsolutno besplatno korištenje Portala Bačvice u potpunosti, i to; ako bude Smaka svijeta a i ako ga ne bude. 🙂
Veseli forumaš
December 20, 2012 at 21:24

Nema ništa od toga smaka svita, javljaju mi to iz pouzdanih izvora, to su oni šta mi dojavljuju i sportske rezultate (doduše to mi uvik krivo jave).
TV kritičar
December 21, 2012 at 18:47

Eto. Ništa od smaka svijeta. Ali za one najupornije ima još nade. 🙂
Bedasti Kaplar
December 23, 2012 at 17:45

Bedastoće

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